Crapp's River
Sacred Heart University Repertory Theatre Company
Gilded Balloon Patter House
30 Jul–12 Aug
July 2025
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The unauthorised musical parody of Schitt's Creek, reimagining the beloved fish-out-of-water series with absurd comedy, unhinged characters and hilariously inappropriate twists. Follow Moira, Johnny, David, Alexis and the clueless mayor Roland Crapp as they navigate the quirks of an offbeat, unpredictable town. With chaotic humour and a surprisingly sweet message about finding belonging in unlikely places, this unauthorised extravaganza is perfect for fans of the show-it's-absolutely-not-based-on or anyone craving a wildly irreverent escape. No Emmys – just side-splitting laughs, ridiculous antics and delightfully trashy fun. When life goes down the loo, there's no better place than Crapp's River!