An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson
Eliott Simpson / Free Festival
Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
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Award-winning asexual comedian Eliott Simpson has spent the past decade telling jokes about not wanting sex, so what happens when they find themselves in love with someone who does? Cum see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, doubts, fluids, flaps and happy endings (shush, not like that). Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show to ever grace the Fringe. 'Gregarious and excitable' (TheWeeReview.com). ***** 'Wonderfully intense, awkward and infinitely funny' (TheFringeQueer.com). **** 'A fully-formed stand-up' (NeurodiverseReview.co.uk). **** 'Weird as f**k' (Janey Godley). 'Accessible and absurd' (TheNorwichRadical.com). 'Infectiously funny' (Indiependent.co.uk).