Jack Off the Beanstalk: An Adult Pantomime

Jack’s off, his beanstalk’s throbbing and the fairies are filthier than your browser history. When Jack trades his dried-up old cow for a handful of magic beans (and a sticky situation), he’s forced into a world of sexually frustrated giants, dodgy boy bands and celebrity geese. Expect dodgy jokes, a dodgier cast and a Dame who's been milked more than the cow she’s flogging. It’s pure panto mayhem – just dirtier, louder and with a guaranteed happy ending. Leave the kids at home.