“People are entitled to their sexual proclivities, I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned. But I ain't spending any time on it because, in the meantime, every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland” (Bob Katter, Australian MP). Cocaine. Crocodiles. Colin Farrell. This script-in-hand reading of Mercurial is a twisted dark comedy that pays homage to our most memorable one-night stands. It asks the question: How far will we go for love?